El Chupacabra

[Tchernobog]

So our dogs flushed out and got into a fight with El Chupacabra on Monday, and we were finally able to shoot it after it nipped one of our cows:



Actually a coyote with mange, driven to this point by illness. We did have an actual cattle mutilation a little over ten years ago though, and I know I have seen black helicopters...

[N0t_mINe]

Google zombie raccoons and count your blessings.

[VGames]

Decapitate and burn it's corpse in a fire made at the center of your land. Mount the head on a pike facing east at the most western point of your land. You should have no more problems with these demons.

[Tchernobog]

Well, I would, but there is a a fire ban in effect, which obviously takes precedence over any such supernatural concerns.

In point of fact it is actually in a plastic tub covered in hydrated lime waiting to be buried once the mange mites die. Thankfully none of my dogs caught it.

[VGames]

LOL When u bury it make sure it’s in an old Indian burial ground. It’ll come back good as new.

[N0t_mINe]

Here, have a giant wolf/bear/dog hybrid.


https://www.greatfallstribune.com/story ... 634379002/

[Tchernobog]

You mean this?



Already shot and bagged about four of them.