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El Chupacabra

Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 04:30 pm
by Tchernobog
So our dogs flushed out and got into a fight with El Chupacabra on Monday, and we were finally able to shoot it after it nipped one of our cows:

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Actually a coyote with mange, driven to this point by illness. We did have an actual cattle mutilation a little over ten years ago though, and I know I have seen black helicopters... :ninja:

Re: El Chupacabra

Posted: Sat May 12, 2018 11:10 am
by N0t_mINe
Google zombie raccoons and count your blessings.

Re: El Chupacabra

Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 02:25 pm
by VGames
Decapitate and burn it's corpse in a fire made at the center of your land. Mount the head on a pike facing east at the most western point of your land. You should have no more problems with these demons. :drinkblood:

Re: El Chupacabra

Posted: Thu May 17, 2018 05:45 pm
by Tchernobog
Well, I would, but there is a a fire ban in effect, which obviously takes precedence over any such supernatural concerns. :skull:

In point of fact it is actually in a plastic tub covered in hydrated lime waiting to be buried once the mange mites die. Thankfully none of my dogs caught it.

Re: El Chupacabra

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 05:36 pm
by VGames
LOL When u bury it make sure it’s in an old Indian burial ground. It’ll come back good as new.

Re: El Chupacabra

Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 04:29 am
by N0t_mINe
Here, have a giant wolf/bear/dog hybrid.


https://www.greatfallstribune.com/story ... 634379002/

Re: El Chupacabra

Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 04:59 pm
by Tchernobog
You mean this?

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Already shot and bagged about four of them. :wink: