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Drakan

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Die, little machine. Die.

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Well, this is it. About 2 months ago my old iRiver carked it and decided to never fix itself ever again. I've given up, and decided to have a little fun.

Meet "Duke Nukem". See him as he was before he was murdered:

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Following in the footsteps of beloved video game snuff star, James Earl Cash, my weapon of choice was the hammer. I was going to use the axe, but I couldn't find it, and a hammer has more blunt force trauma anyway. See results after 6 smacks in the face:

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Unable to contain any more anger, I wasted the little son of a bitch with excessive blunt force trauma to the screen and body. This next photo was taken after I left the murder scene by forensic investigators. Ok, not really, but that was mildly funny, right? :lol: See final results:

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Post by Vuzeth »

What came wrong to you? As a kid I sometimes found things like that (usually cassette players) on local garbage yard and threshed them after all attempts to "repair" failed.
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Post by Slink »

I worked at a certain retail electronics store, and we used to have to smash things out back once in a while. :)
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Post by Drakan »

As in "what was wrong with it?" Ghoste? The hard-drive basically fukked up and wouldn't respond anymore. It came good once, but not this time. So I said the hell with it and well, trashed it.

Trashing things is fun! :D
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Post by Ra_Ra_Gazaa »

*is reminded of the game Trash It!*

:phantasm:
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Do tell! o.O
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Post by Ra_Ra_Gazaa »

Drakan wrote:Do tell! o.O
Many years ago, I played a demo version of a game called Trash It.

You controlled this sprite sized workman who had to, if I remember correctly, demolish as much stuff as he could before the time limit was over.

He did this with an oversized mallet and then hoovered up the remains with a an oversized hoover.

Good dose of cartoony fun.

:phantasm:
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Post by Zik »

Oh my god!You played Manhunt? :banghead:
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Post by Drakan »

Hell yeah bitch! And I'm getting Manhunt 2!

Oh that's right, I'm due to play more in a few minutes! :D
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Post by Zik »

You crazy! :gargoyle:
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Post by Caleb --2nd »

I played manhunt 2 in my ps2
its very good game the killing scene there are blured :ninja:
but i play the beta before :phantasm:
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Post by Vuzeth »

What manhunt has do with all that madness? IPB it must be titled like 'junk hunt' to live up to the thread.
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